It was an event last night.
I have a drone. So I went to the party. At that time I picked up the nice girl.
Cool-equations”>Cool equations
Drone ＝ Cool ＝ It is cool to have a drone
There must be something that I think is cool for men.
In my case it’s drone.
Anything cool might be okay
Car, airplane, camera, sneaker, guitar…
Everyone
If you are a man
I think that something applies to the equation just before.
Cool stuff has a man ‘s romance.
What is Romance?
So..
Ideally grab things. Having a strong longing for dreams and adventure.
In other words, every man is a romantic adventurer.
This equation was supposed to be perfect.
Except for one miscalculation.
Miscalculation”>Miscalculation
Cool standards
It is quite different between men and women
What a woman says is cute,
But all ugly.
Same as that
A cool ideal that a man thinks,
A woman can not understand.
（But there is a cool man no matter who you are）
The ideal of a man ‘
Not a woman’s motivation.
What fills up the difference between men and women is
There are only two in this world.
Is his character or money.
Basically it is a creature that only thinks about instagram.
To get in that gap,
Feeling of women,
Do not fall into the category of disgusting man
（To the end it depends on women so there is no correct answer for this.）
That is it
Anyway I have to have cash.
Fact”>Fact
Talk back to the drone here
Drone becomes a big baggage
Recent DJI’s Spark and Mavic are compact so they will enter the bag
But the baggage will increase.
If I had a Phantom 4 in my town, I would definitely be a traveler.
And the woman does not allow a man ‘s luggage.
A man without luggage seems to be popular among women.
Conversely,
A man with lots of bags does not seem to be popular.
That is, a man with a drone is not popular among women.
It is an amazing fact.
Me “hobby? I’m doing a drone”
You “Wow! It’scool!! Hold me tonight!!”
I dreamed of this and went into the world of drone.
But the reality is cruel.
Advice”>Advice
Men, if you want popularity
Do not bring luggage to the party!!
Put your luggage at home!!
Now throw drone away from the window!!
It-was-an-event-last-night”>It was an event last night
I have a drone. So I went to the party. At that time I picked up the nice girl.
I had that kind of dream.
最後に”>最後に
最近、googleアナリティクスを見ていて、
海外からのアクセスが少しだけあるのに気づきました。
当然アクセスは日本がダントツですが、
次にアメリカが一定数あります。
そうだ、英語で書こう！
ということで、以前の記事ドローンを持ってたら合コンでお持ち帰りができた
このジャパニーズジョークが通じるのか自ら英訳してみました。
御察しの方はいるかもしれませんが、
僕は英語が話せないので完全にGoogle翻訳頼みです。
あと中学生レベルの英語力のみです。
おかしな英訳があると思いますが許して下さい。
ってか元記事の合コン、英訳でなんてしたらいいのか分からないのでPartyにしたけど合ってるんか？教えてエロい人！
まぁ何事もやってみないとわからないので
試しにやってみましたが、
これをきっかけに、
金髪の美女とお知り合いになれたらと思います。
ちなみにこの英訳が終わった後に、
アメリカから見てるのは大体
アメリカにいる日本人なんじゃと気づきました。
Oh my God!!
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